Lion King

Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar. Guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Simba: I'm going to be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh Goodee.
Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.

Mufasa's ghost: Simba.
Simba: Father?
Mufasa's ghost: Simba, you have forgotten me.
Simba: No. How could I?
Mufasa's ghost: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.
Simba: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
Mufasa's ghost: Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember...

Sarabi: Your son is awake.
Mufasa: Before sunrise he's YOUR son.

Timon: Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?

Simba: I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I've been running from it for so long.
(Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick)
Simba: Oww. Jeez... What was that for?
Rafiki: It doesn't matter, it's in the past.
Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts.
Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.

Timon: Luau. If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here 'cause he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Are you achin'...
Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.
Timon: For some bacon.
Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.
Timon: He's a big pig.
Pumbaa: Yup, yup.
Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy.

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Incredibles

Lucius: Honey? Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
Lucius: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
(helicopter explodes outside)
Lucius: I need it!

Oliver Sansweet: Ow! I think you broke something.
Mr. Incredible: Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.

Bob Parr: Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?
Gilbert Huph: The law requires that I answer, No.

Bob: I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.
Helen: You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle?
Bob: You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive.

Edna: Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS!

Bob: You know I'm retired from hero work.
Edna: As am I, Robert, yet here we are.

Bob: Want to catch a robber?
Lucius: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing... just to shake things up?

Kari: You must be the replacement sitter!
Syndrome: Why, yes, I am.
Kari: Thank God! Hey, what does that S stand for?
Syndrome: Um, um, well, it stands for, Sitter. Yeah, Sitter. I was gonna go around with Baby-Sitter, BS, but you know why I couldn't do that.

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Aladdin

Jafar: You are late.
Gazeem: A thousand apologies, oh patient one.

Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible... I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Genie: Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.

Jafar: You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.

Guard: (frightened) He's got a sword.
Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.

Iago: Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or...beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ewwww...
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, Jafar, what if YOU were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. YOU marry the princess, all right? A-and then... oh, then YOU become the sultan!
Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, yes, merit. And then, we drop poppa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff... "Yaaaah! Kersplat!"

Jafar: You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Woman: Getting in trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.

Genie: First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third-century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Work with me here.

Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

Genie That's the problem with doing the right thing. Sometimes you do it on your own.

Iago: That was smooth ... like sandpaper.

Aladdin: The animals talk!
Genie: You mean like Iago, or actual intelligent conversation?

Genie: Kids, never play with evil incarnate. Someone always gets hurt.

Iago: I tell you, that Sadira's as shifty as a two-legged table!

Genie: Good-bye, Neptune's Kingdom! We'll miss you!
Iago: Like a lobster misses melted butter.

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Monstors Inc

Randall: Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?
Mike: I get a time out?
Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be...
Mike: ...Painted?
Randall: EMPTY! I'll be empty, you idiot! See that clock? When the big hand is pointing up...
and the little hand is pointing up...the door will be in my station. But when the big hand is pointing down...the door will be gone. You have until then to put the kid back. Get the picture?

Yeti: Milking a yak is no picnic, but once you pick out all the hairs it's very nutritious.

Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
Mike: Well, as a matter of fact...
Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once.
(Mike smiles innocently)
Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

Randall: Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
Mike: Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnaping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Randall: (Chuckles evilly) You still think this is about that stupid scare record?
Mike: Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled... like that... And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

Sulley: Are there kids in that village?
Yeti: Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...

Mike: Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you...a ride...in the car.
Fungus: I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.

Yeti: Aw, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy."