Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny: I speak softly, but I carry a big stick!
Yosemite Sam: Oh yeah?! Well I speak LOOUUUD, and I carry a
BIIIGGER stick! And I use it too!!!

Bugs Bunny: What's with you, anyway?
Daffy Duck: I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me!

Genie: Prepare to face the consequences.
Daffy Duck: Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.

Bugs Bunny: Aren't you ashamed of yourself, roastin' children!
Witch Hazel: Call it a weakness.

Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to basics, you are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away, I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are and I am a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten, so I'm going to give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
Bugs Bunny: I’m sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain't home and besides, we mailed you people a check last week.

Superman

Lois Lane: I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
Clark Kent: Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually Superman in disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline.
Lois Lane: You're a sick man, Kent.

Darkseid: You dare to strike me?!
(Superman hits him again)
Superman: That's for Dan Turpin!
Darksied: Who?
Superman: The good man you murdered!
Darkseid: If I had known the death of one human would hurt you so, Kal-El, I would have killed more!

Joker: Pay me one billion dollars, and I'll kill Superman!
Lex Luthor: What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?
Joker: There's nothing mere about that mortal!

Mr. Mxyzptlk: Okay, I've got a rule for ya. If you can get me to say, spell or otherwise reveal my name backwards, I'll go away until our dimension align again, in oh say, three months.
Superman: I can't even say your name forwards, how am I supposed to say it backwards?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: No, dolt! You have to get me to say it. Superman: Say what?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Kltpzyxm! Boy, are you thick!
(realization sinks in)
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Aw, nuts!

Dr. Fate/Kent Nelson: One thing I've learned from centuries of combat is that no matter how thoroughly you think you exterminate the evil, it comes creeping back like a cockroach.

Powerpuff Girls

Miss Kean: Thank you, Billy. We had no idea you were a cyclops.

Mojo Jojo: The city of Townsville. I hate you. I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you. And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you!

Sgt. Pepper: Hello. I'm Sergeant Pepper, the Chief of Police for the Townsville Police Department. My men and I have decided to make the following statement: Help! we need somebody. Help! not just anybody. Help! we need the Powerpuff Girls. Ahem. Thank you.

Blossom: The city of Townsville. A harmonious community of happy little people. Look at all the happy little people. I'm happy, I'm driving, I'm happy and I'm driving. Hi, Joe, what do you know?

Blossom: We're the Powerpuff Girls!
Buttercup: We fight crime.
Blossom: That's what we do.
Bubbles: Duh!

Mojo Jojo: Hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in. I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.

Blossom: What evil have you bestowed on our sister?
Mojo Jojo: You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some diabolical plan to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my birthday suit!?

Mayor: Do you think I'm blind? Of course I smell it!

Buttercup: You can't just buy superpowers!
Princess: Oh yeah? Tell that to Batman.

Mayor: Mojo Jojo is destroying Soho with his Robo Jojo, and that's a big no-no! So hurry up and go-go!

Mojo Jojo: That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me!

Bubbles: Yeah! Mojo did a very silly thing, he did, blowing a hole in his house! Boy, was he mad! There was steam coming out of his ears, but I knew that deep down inside he was a sad, poor little monkey.

Bubbles: Let me tell the story. I tell it the bestest. Besides, I remember everything like it happened yesterday.
Blossom: IT HAPPENED TODAY! SEE! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!
Buttercup: Oh, shut up!

Buttercup: Careful, Bubbles. Your ego is showing.
Bubbles: (Scanning herself) What? Where?

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Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke: Getting blown to pieces is really gonna piss me off!

Hiei: He’ll survive but he’s in no shape to fight. That means we have only three fighters left and one of them is worthless.
Kuwabara: Hey! Don’t be so hard on yourself short-stuff.
Yusuke: Maybe I’m going out on a limb here, but I think he meant you.

Kuwabara: Eww... what the heck happened to your arm?
Hiei: It wouldn’t obey when I gave it a specific command so I decided it needed to be punished.
Kuwabara: Heh... Okay, he’s weird. Way too much information for me.

Hiei: I don’t know if your brains can imagine it, but this attack drained a good deal of my energy. I’ll require some hibernation to get it back. Think you can manage finding a safe place for my body where it won’t get stepped on?
Yusuke: Did you say hibernate?
Kuwabara: Fancy word for being lazy.

Hiei: Listen to me as closely as you can, you two. I’m trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro Brothers. If I wake up and we’ve lost, I swear I’ll kill you all... (faints)
Kurama: laughs.
Yusuke: That’s Hiei for you. He faints but he still has time for threats!

Yusuke: Hey, why's the dead guy walkin' around?
Kurama: Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech.

Yusuke: All you guys were in on this?
Kurama: Naturally. I know I'm not supposed to lie but well, whatever.
Yusuke: And you guys let me cry like a baby?
Hiei: You said it yourself. It was your fault.

Kuwabara: Don't try with the guilt trips, Urameshi! My manly power is what carried us! When have you ever saved me?
Yusuke: Oh, I'm sorry, I can't count them all... I only have ten fingers!

Koenma: All right, if I was a malevolent crackpot, where would I set up evil shop?

Kuwabara: What, you couldn't find a little girl's scooter?
Yusuke: I don't know. You couldn't go a week without getting snagged by the forces of evil?

Genkai: Dimwit!
Yusuke: What the hell’s your problem, old lady?
Genkai: I thought you were leaving the group to look after Kuwabara!
Yusuke: I said I was going out to the arcade, Miss Senile!
Genkai: How old are you? Kuwabara can't use his powers right now and killers are stalking us. Ergo, you choose to play pinball?!

Yusuke: And you think you're better than those people on that tape?
SeaMan: Well I know I'm not! Neither are you. No human can be!
Yusuke: What about Kuwabara? He saved you, right? And you know, last night when he came to for a minute, I asked him, "Stupid, why the hell did you save that jerk?" And he said, "Because Urameshi, in his eyes, he was crying for help." I thought it was a pretty stupid thing to say at the time. But now that I see how scared you are, I kind of follow. A big oaf like Kuwabara, he's got that bully look you must hate. But he cared about you. Bet you weren't expecting that.

Yusuke: I had all the strength to save him. I was just too dumb to know how to reach it. What the hell do I say to that, huh?
Kurama: You say you learned.

Yusuke: I know we’ll win. We’re going to beat him...in the end.
Koenma: Yusuke? What on Earth are you thinking?
Yusuke: I’m thinking I see now. I’m thinking..NO - I know I’m close to the worlds best strategy for kicking butt.
Koenma: You’re close?

Yusuke: And I’m thinking that Sensui is thinking he knows what I’m thinking because he usually does. But there’s one thing I don’t know. Do you have - the GUTS - to pull off what it is you’re thinking you’d like to do to me? Are you scared to learn your little destiny’s nothing but BULL?

Kuwabara: Shame on you! I still have faith.
Hiei: Well that makes sense! Faith is for the fools. But we’ve all been made fools here. We assumed we’d triumph...that...we’d be able to kill another arrogant enemy. We were arrogant this time. Sensui will kill us all.