Static Shock

Teacher: Class, I’m handing back your essay tests. Undoubtedly some of you will be happier with your grades than others.
Virgil: Oh yes, I’m happy. What about you Rich?
Richie: I’m - one of the others.

Static: I don’t believe we’ve been introduced.
Jr: Omnifarious.
Static: You’re Nefarious?
Jr: Omnifarious. It’s my name. It means many forms.
Static: Bro, I go to public school. Latin’s an elective.

Static: I guess I’m not cut out for these all nighters. I don’t know how Batman does it.
Gear: In reality he’s probably some rich guy who can sleep all day.

Richie: Wrong way Sharon.
Sharon: Richie let go.
Richie: Sharon, it's dangerous in here.
Sharon: You want dangerous? Touch me again, I'll SHOW YOU dangerous!!

Virgil: I really think I’m hungry.
Sharon: You know Virgil, the trip we made to Ghana with Daddy gave me an entirely new outlook on life.
Virgil: Oh, good for you. Only what has that to do with breakfast?
Sharon: For a long time now you’ve chosen to dis my cooking, now I’ve chosen to stop making your meals.
Virgil: Say what!?
Sharon: Ahh, that was really cleansing! I feel empowered.

Marcus: What’s with you fool? It’s bad enough you bug me at school but now you messin with me in my hood?
Virgil: That’s right, what you going to do about it? Huh?
Marcus: I’m gonna knock you into a whole new zip code!

Eek the Cat

Eek: Gee, Sharky I guess saying I'm sorry won't get our wallets back.

Eek: I guess saying I'm sorry won't give you the feeling back in your brain Sharky.

Pound Guard: Eek the Cat, your moll Annabelle left this for you. You know, she's really quite - eh....
Eek: A looker? Beauty? Goddess?
Guard: Fat.
Eek: Really?

Eek: I don't suppose saying I'm sorry will give you back the use of your legs Sharky.

Scooter:(holding camera) Hey Bill, I think I know what this is. Look if I didn't know any better I'd say this is a 10 to 1 ground glass zoom lens in a high density video playback capacity, light sensitive filter with a hair trigger volcanic detector, thermal retro active power source. I think this is something we can eat.

Scooter: See, I call it being humorous. What do you think?
Bill: I think I wish you were encased in amber.

Thugasaur Leader: When this bomb goes off the whole unstable volcano will detonate and you'll all be blown sky high.
Squat: That's a bad thing right?
Cutter: (sigh) Yes, Squat I think it would be safe to say that being BLOWN TO BITS in a VOLCANO would fit NICELY INTO THE BAD THINGS CATEGORY!

Bill: When does the hurting stop?

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Tazmania

Taz: Taz hate water.

Taz: Taz hate water.
Dingo: Oh boy, Taz so do I. Nasty stuff. I mean, fish float in it.

Platypus Bros
Daniel: Gadzooks and Yay verily, it seems foul play has befallen our friend Taz.
Bros: Gaspity, gasp, gasp!

Daniel: The Platypus Bros will not stop searching for our beloved Taz until there is not one breath left in our platypi bodies!
Timothy: Given the altitude and ever thinning air, perhaps our search for Taz will soon be over.

Bull: Hasn't the overwhelming evidence of past experience shown that Taz will once again elude us, and the boulder and logs will inevitably land on us causing BOTHERSOME personal injuries?
Axel: Ohh, Bull, stop it. You slay me.
Bull: I wish the censors would let me Axel.

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Beast Wars/Beasties

Rattrap: So, this your first day on the job or what?
Optimus: Shut up, Rattrap.
Rattrap: Oh, yes sir! Oh, I just feel heaps better knowing that our lives are in your capable hands. We're all gonna die.

Rattrap: Oh, terrific! Now we can all get reduced to hot burning slag together.
Airazor, Optimus: Shut up Rattrap!!

Rattrap: It's like I always say - we're all gonna die. I know, I know. Shut up, Rattrap.

Megatron: Inferno, aid Quickstrike.
Inferno: Yes, my Queen.
Dinobot: I was not aware you had given yourself a new title.
Megatron: The ant has some (cough) faulty programming. Uh hm.

Inferno: Say the word, my Queen, and he shall burn.
Megatron: Not just yet. And for the last time, STOP calling me that!
Inferno: As you command, my -- auhhk!!

Inferno: Fool! Pain is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it!

Silverbolt: We should welcome what is different. Not fear it.

Depth Charge: I'm open to suggestions.
Rattrap: Oh. Okay. How's about we crash down into those mountains, and die horrible agonizing deaths!!

Rattrap: I am tellin ya, the things comin outta these pods is just gettin weirder and weirder!

Megatron: Soon, very soon, I expect a visit from Cybertron.
Rampage: I eagerly anticipate your imminent demise, then.

Blackarachnia: Oh no! You're not rescuing me again? AFTER I SHOT YOU?
Silverbolt: It is my duty as a Maximal and a heroic character.
Blackarachnia: You know I like 'em big and stupid but you're really pushing it!

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Time Squad

Otto: Mr. Whitney, why did you invent an army of flesh eating robots?
Eli: I wanted to invent something to help mankind.
Otto: And how exactly does that help?
Eli: I guess I never really thought of that.

Larry: I'm trying to find my center!
Tudrussel: I'll find your center! Give me a can opener!

Tudrussel: A 300-pound man skinny-dipping with a robot. That is just not right.
Otto: I gotta wash my eyes.

Tudrussel: Wo-hoo! We're going to meet Superman!
Otto: That's Lois and Clark. These two explored most of the uncharted western areas of the United States.
Tudrussel: Then who's going to stop Lex Luther?

Otto: You mean YOU & Tudrussel were...
Sheila: Husband & wife, that's right.
Otto: So what happened?
Sheila: Well it just seemed Buck was on a different stage then me...
Larry & XJ-5: A place called Stupid.