Justice League

Black Siren: Let's let the men talk.
Hawkgirl: They can talk all they like.
Green Lantern: Excuse us for a second.
Hawkgirl: I will not be patronized.
Green Lantern: We need answers here. So maybe just this once we can all play along.
Hawkgirl:(to Black Siren) So you fight crime and bake cookies. How DO you do it?

Green Lantern: This can't be real.
Flash: (Laughs) Tell me about it, I almost busted a gut during that role call routine.

Hawkgirl: Aresia is just taking your precious Amazon code to it's logical extension.
Wonder Woman: We don't teach hatred.
Hawkgirl: Except when it comes to men.

Superman: I once thought I could protect the world by myself, but I was wrong. Working together, we saved the planet and I believe that is we stayed together as a team, we could be a force that could truly work for the ideals of peace and justice.
Flash: What, like a bunch of Superfriends?
Superman: More like a Justice League.

Batman: I'm not really a people person.

J'onn J'onzz: My family and loved ones are long gone... I am the last of my kind.
Superman: I know the feeling.

Flash: I thought you were busy with an earthquake?
Superman: It was just a 4.0.

Flash: Picture it. The sun, the sea, hundreds of women just like her running around, and me, the first man they've seen in.. oh, maybe forever? Oh, and look what I brought! Ice Mochas for everyone! Sweet!
J'onn: I fail to see the attraction.
Flash: Man, you really are from Mars.

Superman: (about Batman) Don't take it personally J'onn, he doesn't trust anyone.
J'onn: A wise policy.

Hawkgirl: That's fast.
Flash: Yeah, fastest man alive!
Hawkgirl: Which might explain why you can't get a date.

Wonder Woman: It almost reminds me of home.
Hawkgirl: Yes, but who wants to live in a world without men?
Wonder Woman: They can't possibly be that essential to your life.
Hawkgirl: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it princess.

Batman: No, I'll ask the questions. Who are you?
Flash: Bats you're startin to scare me.
Batman: I scare a lot of people.

Superman: You don't know Darkseid like I do!
Batman: We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. Cry me a river.

Superman: You have to go through me.
Darkseid: You really are a glutton for punishment. Time and again I've beaten you, humbled you. What makes you think this outcome will be any different?
Superman: This time I won't stop until you're a greasy smear on my fist. Let's go.

Destiny: I can go into your brain even if you're wide awake.
Batman: My brain's not a nice place to be.

Hawkgirl: Is this another dream?
Flash: I could pinch you . . .
Hawkgirl: It's real.

Destiny: You don't have any special powers.
Batman: I have one, Johnny – I never give up.

Batman: How else will we stop them?
Superman: You're the smart one - you figure it out.

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Digimon

Metal Garurumon: I meant what I said, Matt. Cherrymon was
wrong. Friendship, loyalty, they're more than just words, they're
real, and they matter. I'm going to prove it to you.

Ryo: I feel so powerless!
Ebonwumon: Better to feel powerless than to feel dead!

Takato: How could you... how could you do this
horrible thing? I'll make you hurt! I'll make you pay!

Davis: Hey, it's getting pretty dark in these woods. Here, Kari,
I'll hold your hand so you won't get scared.
Kari: I'm not scared.
T.K.: And it's not her hand... it's mine!

Sora: Now that you boys have holes in your heads, maybe your
brains will get more oxygen!

Tai: Ready for the second course?
Agumon: Arg...!
Tai: Ohh, stop your belly aching and open wide, you've gotta keep on eating! Listen, everyone's given you their food so that you can digivolve. Isn't that right?
Matt: Yeah...
Mimi: We didn't give him our food he took it from us, of all the nerve!
Gabumon: The food won't do us any good, we still can't digivolve.
Joe: So those of us who don't work, don't eat huh?
Tentomon: But I'm hungry!

Demidevimon: It kills me to have to be the one to break this to you, but your brother ain't comin back. In fact he never wants to see you again. Said he was tired of baby sittin a crybaby.
TK: No way!
Tokumon: It can't be true TK.
TK: He called me a -
Demidevimon: Yeah, a cry baby, that's what he said. He called you some other stuff too, but I don't want to repeat it. Anyway he's gone.
TK: No! (Runs away crying)
Tokumon: Matt would never say stuff like that, and we've been working on that crying thing and you're getting better, you really ARE!!!

Agumon: Have you completely forgotten that it's not nice to lock people up in your dungeons?

For the third season of digimon, we're going to have to redefine some terms. We'll start with the word, ‘real.'

Joe: We'll never get out of here alive! I knew I wouldn't like summer camp, but would my parents listen to me?

Joe: I should have known. What made me think the boats would be working when nothing else is?
Gomamon: It could be worse. We could be stuck in some crazy -
Joe: Please stop saying it could be worse. I have news for you, pal, it IS worse! The whole world is stuck in turmoil, and we're waiting for a ride into town!
Gomamon: We might as well just give up right now.
Joe: Well, I wouldn't go that far, after all it could be worse.

Sora: Okay, now that that's settled, let's get going.
Matt: Nothing's settled, and where would we go? We don't even know where we are!
Tai: This is silly, I say we keep moving and see if we can find any signs of intelligent life here.
Biyomon: Hey wait a minute, is he saying that Digimon are not intelligent? Is that what he's saying?

Joe: Now that we're home, we don't have to eat leaves any more. We can eat cheeseburgers!
Mimi: That's right, and pepperoni pizza.
TK: And french fries.
Matt: And ice cream.
Sora: Yeah, and broccoli.
Everyone: BROCCOLI?!

Izzy: I bet if we could stop this gear from turning, we'd stop Devimon right in his tracks.
Tentomon: Or even better, we could NOT do that. Wouldn't THAT be fun!

Piximon: Just a little further...
Joe: That's about the seventh time he's said that.

Tai: What do you think Gennai meant when he said we weren't taking proper care of our Digimon?
Joe: Beats me. We've done everything but give them an allowance.

Izzy: Didn't I see this guy in one of my nightmares?
Matt: Maybe you should be more careful what you dream.

Izzy: Do you know what I'm thinking?
Mimi: I have a feeling you're going to tell us.

Mimi: Oh, my! I would just love to take it home and put it on my bed with all my other stuffed animals!
Matt: There she goes again. Do you think Mimi hears the same things we hear? I'm not sure anymore.
Izzy: Maybe she's an alien spy.

Phantomon: Oh, it's just a bird. A large bird, I grant you. A large, ANGRY bird!

The sky will be darkened by the wings of many bats. The fallen people will invoke the name of the undead Digimon king, and when the clock strikes the hour of the beast the undead king will reveal himself in his true form, as the beast. Then angels will shoot arrows of hope and light at the loved ones of those they have been sent to protect and a miracle will happen.

Gatomon: I'm surging with energy! Quick, get me a scratching post!

Izzy: Prodigious!

Terriermon: Momenti!

Henry: Pajiramon, Deva beast digimon, Ulitmate level. Vajramon, same nasty type, same nasty level.

Pajiramon (Sheep): So you are the pathetic little digimon that answers to humans. What is your name traitor?
Terriermon: None of your business!
Vajramon:(Bull) And you?
Renamon: You won't remember it anyway.

Renamon: Cool it beefcake.
Vajramon: Oooh, feisty!
Renamon: You have no idea.

Vajramon: Aren't you going to digivolve? I'd hate to just take your data without seeing that.
Renamon: Pig!

Vajramon: Our master would not be pleased, you look so human. Why would you digivolve to resemble such weak insignificant creatures?
Taomon: I don't really care what your master thinks. And besides, looks can be deceiving.

Patamon: TK, will you stop crying, because you're making me cry!
TK: I- I- I was just crying because you were crying!
Patamon: Well, if you're crying because I'm crying, and I'm crying because you're crying, then neither one of us needs to be crying, do we?

Gatomon: I believe in my dreams and that's how I made it this far!
Myotismon: And just what have you really achieved? You believe in your worthless friends. And you believe that your dreams can come true. Dreams do not exist for the stupid!
Gatomon: If you believe in yourself, then dreams are real! And to make my dreams come true, I only have to do one thing... defeat YOU!

Joe: I told you that we need to ration which means to save food for later, as in MUCH LATER!
Gomamon: But it is later, Joe, you told me that twenty minutes ago.

Sora's mother: I thought you were a stuffed animal!
Biyomon: Life's full of surprises.

Etemon: Is there no end to your stupidity? Well, maybe I can put an end to it for you.

Hawkmon: Please Yoeli! I beg of you, don't!

Ken: Oh, it's just Davis snoring, for a moment I thought Arukenimon was attacking me.

Patomon: I didn't know you were a snake charmer TK. Do you think we should climb it?
TK: I don't know. Mom always said not to take candy or rope from strangers. What am I thinking?! I HAVE to climb it! Sora told me to be brave no matter how scared I get! (To Kari) Looks dangerous. You go first.

Wizardmon: I know you helped me, but I don't have anything for you.
Gatomon: I don't want anything. You must be very lonely to say that.
Wizardmon: What do you mean?
Gatomon: When you've been alone for a long time, your heart becomes very hard. It happens to everyone, you know. Even me.

Tai: Hello? Hey Mom, it's me.
Tai's phone: At the tone the time will be exactly 45 miles per hour and 90 seconds.
Tai: Something's wrong or Mom's flipped.
Mimi's phone: Tomorrow's forecast calls for clear skies with occasional ice cream.
Mimi: What do you wear for that?
Matt's phone: This number only exists in your imagination. Please hang up and don't call back.
Matt: What planet did I dial?

June: What are you doing?
Davis: None of your business.
June: Looks like you're packing for a camping trip.
Davis: It's your imagination.
June: Are TK and the others going?
Davis: I can't remember.
June: So then, is Matt going camping too?
Davis: Matt moved to another country.
June: Well, if you're going and everyone else is going and Matt's going, can I go too?
Davis: Sure you can go. Go AWAY!!

June: Hey Matt, I made it!
Matt: Oh no! She followed us. She's like a boomerang that keeps coming back.
June: It's funny but when you drove off with your tires screeching you didn't realize you left me standing there.

Gatomon: Does Davis always snore like that?
Veemon: Every night!
Gatomon: How do you sleep?
Veemon: I don't!

Gatomon:(On DNA digivolving) The thing that would freak me out the most though would be to have two minds in one body.
Demiveemon: It's strange, it didn't feel like two minds in the same body. It's more like our minds merged into one great super being.
Patomon: Sounds weird to me. You already have enough voices running around in your head.
Gatomon: Yeah, if I merged with you I could get lost in there with the others.

Growlmon: Don't - be - AFRAID.
Takato: I'm so sorry. I'm not afraid of you.
Growlmon: Was I really that scary - I mean when I was fighting?
Takato: Only if you find huge and scary things scary.

Jeri: I'm your partner.
Leomon: I'm your what?!
Jeri: I'm honored to be your tamer.
Leomon: Tamer?
Jeri: You have no idea how long I've dreamed about this.
Leomon: You wanna clue me in here pal?
Calumon: I think her brain's gone all funny.
Jeri: Calumon stay out of this!
Calumon: Well it has.

Takato: Dad! Why are girls crazy?

Talking possessed owl: The DEVA has arrived!!
Henry & Takato: Whaaa?
Owl: Oh yEAh! Hail to the Deva! He who drinks of the light of man and expands himself, and looks like a right big chicken.
Henry: He who drinks of the light of man?
Takato: Right big chicken?
Owl: Yes! The great and mighty chicken of vengeance that shall rule all of us.
Takato: Chicken of vengeance? Is that like kung pao chicken?
Henry: Why do you want to be ruled by a digital chicken?
Owl: Because he is a DEVA!!
Henry: Well you can't argue with that.

Ken: You are real, not just computer data. I can't believe that I never figured that out.
DemiVeemon: You know, for an evil genius you really are a slow learner, Ken.
Davis: And you've constantly abused digimon ever since you CLAIMED to be the Digimon Emperor.
Ken: I had no idea. What have I done?! I thought my dark rings were a stroke of genius! I never realized I was causing pain. I made them work for me tirelessly, without ever giving them a break, and I was cruel to them beyond IMAGINATION! I'M A MONSTER!! I can't believe what I've done!!
TK: It's hard to argue with you there, Ken. You've done some pretty HORRIBLE stuff!

Kari: Twas' a Digimon Christmas
And everyone was busy
Especially the likes of Tentomon and Izzy
Joe played with Gomamon
Matt and Gabumon ate
Palmon saw Mimi
Isn't that great?
Cody and Upamon shared some sushi
While Parurumon sat on Yolei's tushy
Tokomon went caroling
Ken's thankful for friends
While in Davis's dreams
The fun never ends
Goodnight now... Merry Christmas!

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Xmen Classic (1992)

Forge: You are injured.
Wolverine: Who me?

Bishop: The legends live. The xmen. The unstoppable.

Rogue: That autta put that pekawood in his place.
Bishop: Somebody should.

Wolverine: Lets stop all the yapppin and get to it.

Cable: Bishop!
Bishop: I already know that part. Who or what are you?
Cable: A time traveler like you. You can't stop the plague your way-
Bishop: Nobody gets in my way! I got a job to do.
Cable: And I can't let you do it.

Gambit: You don't take this bozair serious? What we know about him?
Wolverine: Only a little more than we know about you. You've never been straight with us. Not completely.

Scott: Sunlight fuels my power. I'm no good to you down here.
Calisto: Do I look like I need a protector? To serve my people I need a companion, someone to provide me an heir.
Scott: So take out an ad.

Storm: (to Calisto) You lost! But you shall not die! Killing is not the Xmen's way. Morlocks you no longer need to live in darkness. As your leader I offer you safe haven at the mansion with the Xmen. You are outcasts no more.
Adelaide: Our place is down here. We can't live among normal humans.
Muddy: When humanity accepts mutant kind, then we will come to the surface.
Storm: When such acceptance is achieved, I shall return to you. Until then Calisto will rule in my place.

Angel: How can you fly without wings?
Rogue: I don't know. I just do.
Angel: You're lucky.
Rogue: Yeah, lucky.

Cain: Who so ever possesses the sacred gem, shall prepare himself to receive the POWER of the Crimson Bands of Siterak. Read these words and go from THIS place a human Juggernaut!

Cyclops: Some mutants might welcome the chance to become normal.
Wolverine: Oh yeah? Who? No deserters in this crowd.

Juggernaut: Sticks and stones will break my bones, but tanks will never hurt me. Now get out of my way. You're violating my personal space.

Wolverine: All right, you egg-suckin' piece of gutter trash. You always did like pushin' around people smaller than you. Well I'M smaller! Try pushin' me!

Gambit: Who are you?
Cable: The Wild Man of Borneo. See ya around.

Rogue: You dang fool Cajun. You know what happens when I touch somebody. You wanna end up in a coma?
Gambit: Maybe it's worth it, no?

Storm: Storm, controller of the elements, commands you to release that child!
Rogue: Ease up on the speeches, darlin'.

Wolverine: Who do those spy catchers think they're dealin' with?! Winnie the Pooh?!

Cyclops: Jean, fight it. Use the powers of your mind.
Jean Grey: I can't fight it! Not every second of every day, never slipping, not even for an instant, Scott, please!

Magneto: Better that we die on our feet than live on our knees.

Jubilee: Why are they doing this to me? I didn't ask to be a mutant.

Wolverine: I don't care which Spirit Ladies do what to which Cajuns, I'm here to stop a wedding.

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Dragonball and DBZ

Goku: Do you like bacon?
Oolong (the pig): What are you, brain dead?!

Bulma: Too bad someone forgot to pack extra gasoline.
Yamcha: Shame it won't run on good looks. I'd keep it running forever.

Bulma: I know. You can change into an umbrella and give us some shade.
Oolong: Oh, joy.
Puar: Don't listen to him, I bet he doesn't know how to change into an umbrella.
Oolong: Oh yes I do. I went to the same shape shifting school you did, Puar.
Puar: Until you got expelled in the first semester for stealing the teachers papers.
Oolong: Don't you EVER stop talking?

Goku: Shame on you! The Vegeta I know would never allow himself to be someone's slave.
Vegeta: Tell me, is it slavery if you get what you want?

Goku: How many people begged for their lives at your feet and you killed them anyway? Did you show me mercy when I asked you to spare my best friend Krillen?

Freiza: There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.

Vegeta: Come on! You said right ear, right?
Goku: That's right Vegeta and one more thing. Once we join our bodies we'll be stuck in that form forever.
Vegeta: Imbecile! You tell me now? Don't you think that's important information?!

Reporter: Hello there. Can you tell us where you're from?
Goku: Who me? I'm dead just back for the day.

Vegeta: Come here son! Can the youngest child of Kakarot also become a super Saiyan?
Trunks: Yes.
Vegeta: Yes. Naturally. It's a super Saiyan bargain sale.
Trunks: Aaah - uh huh.

Vegeta: Finally, I'm the Prince of all Saiyans once again!

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Megas XLR

Coop: (To alien) Hey! You just destroyed the last drive in theater in Jersey!
Joey: Too bad you destroyed the other three.
Coop: Yeah...

Kiva: Our weapons won’t be able to penetrate that shield.
Coop: No problem. I’ll just hit it with something bigger. (Gets more and bigger weapons)
Kiva: But. Our...WEAPONS...won’t be able to penetrate THAT SHIELD....!
Joey: Why do you even bother?

Kiva: Looks like your ‘radio’ generates cross universal worm holes.
Joey: Is that a bad thing?
Kiva: When you don’t know where the worm hole is taking you - yes!

Kiva: This device must only affect a robot with an artificial intelligence operating construct.
Coop: (laughs) Ya hear that! You can’t do nothing to us - cause we don’t have intelligence.