Buzz Lightyear

Mira: Drop the weapon buddy or we're gonna, we'll - we'll..what? Shoot him?
Booster: But that thing took him over! He's just an innocent victim.
XR: Come on! He lives on Trade World, how innocent can he be?!

Buzz: Eeeevil! It's everywhere! The galaxy reeks of it, I can fight it, but I can't fight it alone.

Buzz: Come on XR. If those bombs fall into the wrong hands it could mean the end of civilization as we know it! (To crowd) Have a nice night.
XR: And forget you ever saw us.

Buzz: My Ranger sense is getting all tingly.
XR: I think they make a lotion for that.

Mira: And you've never had this kind of trouble from Granny's recipe before?
Man: Of course not! We always eat the food, not the other way around.

Buzz: Something appears to be nesting inside.
Buster: Oh, it's bunzel bees. Yeah, that' what I've been trying to tell you, the tunnels are full of them.
Booster: He's right! Bunzel bees are always around this time of year. Nasty creatures always after our bunzel harvest. Mmm, sweet crunchy bunzel, beef bunzel gumbo, baked bunzel bread, boiled bunzel bunt cake, brown bunzel broth, bunzel biscuits and black...
XR: Snap out of it! I mean, you're scaring me!

Buzz: I'm here for answers, Darkmatter. How do I safely remove this thing - from my neck.
Warp: If you're referring to your head, I completely understand your desire to exchange it for another.

Buzz: Signal pirate 2000? Also used to criminally receive galactic pay per view broadcasts.
Warp: Gee, can it do that too? Wow! Who knew?

Buzz: They've been empowered with awesome dark energies.
Mira: And yet their still as dumb as shovels.

Buzz: Lord Angstrom, I'm Buzz Lightyear. (Extends hand)
Angstrom: Do I HAVE to touch this person?
Mira: Sorry Buzz, it's just some Tangian, we're so much better than you are - weirdness.

Angstrom: The rule of the first born requires that...
XR: A young Lord or Lady of a high born house has the Royal right to claim the hand in marriage to the first born child of the king.
Angstrom: Oh look - it does tricks.

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Cardcaptors

Sakura: Oh, key of Clow, Power of Magic, Power of Light, Surrender the wand, the force unite.

Sakura: I call upon the power of my star, ancient forces near and far, Star Card transform all your might and draw your power from my light! Star Card!

Yue: You were careless, the Clow Cards should have NEVER escaped.
Keroberos: Perhaps. But you know as well as I do, that nothing ever happens by accident, Yue.

Sakura: So what are Silent's powers?
Kero: I'm not sure.
Sakura: But you're the Guardian Beast of the Seal!
Kero: It doesn't speak, so I haven't had a chance to figure it out yet.

Eli: I moved to Readington and joined Sakura's class this year in order to get close to her. She thinks I'm just a student in her class, but soon she'll find out that's not the case. I have brought two creatures with me, Ruby Moon and Spinner Sun, who will serve me on this mission. But until I call upon them they - like myself - remain hidden and in disguise.

Eli: I call upon the powers of the day and the night. Sun and Darkness release your might!

Eli: It has been a long time Yue.
Yue: Why didn't you make your presence known?
Eli: If you had known who I was my mission would have been in vain.
Yue: If you knew you'd be coming back why did you force Keroberos and I to decide on a new master?
Ruby: Enough of the chit chat Yue. I do hope you're ready for battle.

Ruby: (to Yue) Even after taking all of Tori's powers you still can't defeat me. Of course my master is stronger than your's.
Keroberos: Yue and I will not stand for this! No one insults our master!

Kero: Someone has a pretty fantastic imagination and isn't afraid
to use it.

Julian: Hey, nice sprint, Sakura.
Tori: That's nothing. You should see her when it's dinner!

Sakura: Exactly, who do you think you are anyway, Li?
Li: You'd be surprised.

Tori: Don't pick on my sister, kid. Why don't you go home
before someone gets hurt? Namely you.

Sakura: Are you okay?
Li: Well, I've been better.

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Jackie Chan

(Dr. with flash cards shows them to Captain Black)
Black: Demon. I see a demon.
Dr.: And this one?
Black: Socks, worn by a really big demon.

Jackie:(to Jade) I found a very charming apartment for us. They allow children and pets, but no secret agents, Dark Hand thugs or magic talismans.
Black: Robbery in progress at the financial district. It's the Dark Hand.
Jackie: Uhh, good luck with that?

Jackie: Bad day bad day bad day.

Scout: We wanted to build a bird feeder but Jade convinced us to make masks. Aren't they scary?
Uncle: Scary? No, Uncle's heart always pound like a jackhammer!

Uncle: The flight was delayed, the food was terrible, the movie had NO plot, and I had turbulence!!

Uncle: Jade the books are laughing at me.

Uncle: One more thing. To avoid bad luck always wear a belt, beware of men named Shamus, and never stand with your back to an open door.
Jackie: Are making this up?

Dark Chi Warriors: Big D. Hiya. We're pumped for round two.
Da Long Wong: I have no further use for those who allow themselves to be waylaid by unconscious livestock.

Uncle: You forget to make coffee this morning! Coffee is the only thing keeping Uncle's ancient heart beating! You want dead Uncle?!

Finn: That'll teach you to mess with Finn 2.0. (Uncle zaps him with his magic blowfish)
Uncle: And that will teach you to mess with Uncle, Original Recipe.

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Gargoyles

Broadway: Right, I'm just a big dumb gargoyle with his brains in his stomach.
Brooklyn: I couldn't of said it better.

Goliath: I LIVED FOR MY CLAN!
Demona: And they died for you.

Desdemona: Is this right? To do nothing is not the gargoyle way?
Coldstone: We are no longer gargoyles. We are - shadows.
Desdemona: Even shadows must be true to their shade.

Soldier: Taking a castle full of gargoyles near nightfall. This is crazy, and Hakon knows it!
Hakon: No my friend. That's not crazy. Questioning my sanity when I'm in earshot, that's crazy!

Demona: You don't know the depths to which humanity can sink, my young friend. But I do. Over the centuries I've seen horrors that would blast your soul! Come let me show you what mankind is really like.

Puck: Thy sight Demona doth offend, so Puck will hasten to amend. Begone Elisa, human born, and be no more as you were formed!

Puck: Fearsome creature who would stay, Unchanged by the light of day, Remain you thus throughout the night, And be thou flesh by dawn's fair light.

Demona: This is your future. You can stop it, you hold the power in your hand. Do not give it to the Archmage, do not share it, use it. Destroy all the humans, rule the gargoyles, rule the world, it's all within your grasp!

Goliath: (to young Demona) Do nothing. Live in the moment. Attend the petty jealousies and angers that prey upon your heart. But most of all, fulfill the vows of love you make, for they can surely save you.
Young Demona: I shall, you have my oath.
Goliath: I had hers once too.

Angela: I know the boys are trying to be nice, but - are they always like THIS?
Elisa: Huh. It's been a long time since they've been around an attractive female gargoyle. Like about a thousand years. You're a big girl. Just let them know how you expect to be treated.

Lexington: If you don't know anything, then why were you shooting at us?
Xanatos: Do I really need an excuse for having a good time in my own home?

Xanatos: Revenge they say, is a sucker's game. True love is harder to come by.

Angela: (looking at Demona) She looks so peaceful.
Brooklyn: Yeah? Well, wait `til she wakes up.

Hudson: True immortality isn't about living forever. It's about what you do with the time you have.

Weird Sisters: You screech like barn owls. Meaningless chatter over meaningless lives. And so barn owls you shall be.

Titania: On Avalon, Oberon's word is law.
Princess Katherine: Does that mean he's always right?
Titania: Not while he's married.

Lexington: New York's so different when it snows.
Brooklyn: Yeah. It's colder.

Emir: I demand reparation. My son was cruelly and unfairly taken from me.
Anubis: On the contrary, death is the ultimate fairness. Rich and poor, young and old, all are equal in death. You would not like to see the jackal god play favorites.

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Inuyasha

Miroku: Life itself is a frightening image for every human being. Being strong in life isn't easy.

Shippo: Are you in pain, Miroku?
Miroku: Pain is nothing. It is death that concerns me.

Gatenmaru: Wow. That sword's sharp.
Inuyasha: Start making funeral plans, genius.

Inuyasha: Shippo, your village just called. They said they were looking for their idiot.

Shippo: I can see why being called a mutt by Koga would upset him... but now that I see him sitting there sniffing the ground he does look like a dog.
Inuyasha: What did you say Shippo...?
Shippo: Talk about bloodhound. How did he hear me all the way back here?
Inuyasha: Remember, Shippo. Dogs are carnivores, you little runt.

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Cowboy Beebop

Spike: There are three things that I hate - kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!

Spike: This food is terrible, as usual.
Jet: For being so bad you sure eat a lot of it.
Spike: They say hunger is the best spice.

Faye: You told me once to forget the past, that it doesn't matter. But you're the one still tied to the past, Spike!
Spike: Look at my eyes Faye. One of them is fake 'cause I lost it in an accident. Since then, I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So I thought I could only see patches of reality.